雞同鴨講(二)

(音樂起)
螢幕發光 無論什麼都看
情人在分手邊緣只敢喝湯
若沉默似金 還談什麼戀愛
寧願在發聲機器面前笑著忙


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“喂,義汪,我係air域呀!”
“Eric,叫左你唔好再叫我做義汪囖,係Yvonne!”
“一樣啦,都甘多年囖,你星期六得唔得閑出街呀?”
“我唔得閑噃,你又想點啊?”
“唔好甘啦,上次要你係班fand面前失威就對唔住囖,我買左飛同你睇戲。”
“邊套戲甘巴閉呀?”
“咪你最鐘意o既Huge Grand套《冧歌有情人》,你話我係咪好有你心先?!”
“算把啦!Hugh Grant都out 左N年啦,我近排鐘意o既係Jude Law。”
“邊個豬玀?我都未聽過!”
“Eric,成件事錯哂呀你其實知唔知嗻?!”
“我就係唔知錯D乜,上禮拜打邊爐睇《Pity Woman》隻舊碟,你就係甘無啦啦發我皮四!”
“我發脾氣?Eric,我就話你知,如果你唔係猛甘講Richard Gary,我會鬼俾佢哋笑到面黃?!”
“我咪講左對唔住囖!”
“你仲好意思同我講對唔住,《魔盜王2》我都未同你計數,人哋唔係Johnny Deep啊,你究竟知唔知,你唔識講咪唔好講囖。”
“吳浩康都係叫阿Deep啦!”
“其實我想同你講好耐,我哋真係唔夾嘞,我講高達,你就講砌模型;我要去睇阿Rain,你就以爲係李彩樺;我鐘意Beyonce,而你就淨係識得同我講Beyond;我鐘意o既係Justin Timberlake,唔係側田著住對Timberland啊,你明唔明嗻?”
“你以前都唔係甘懶高深,你變哂!”
“唔係我變,係你無長進,甘多年啦,你連我個名都叫唔好,我哋分手啦!”
“唔好啦,義汪呀 ...”
“喂喂喂!?!?!?”

嘟嘟嘟~~~

***

(音樂起)
Shall we talk, Shall we talk ... 
就算牙關開始打震 別說謊
陪我講 陪我講出我們最後何以生疏 ...
誰怕講 誰會可悲得過孤獨探戈 ...


 
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Comments

  • 2/5/2007 12:35 PM ali wrote:
    wow mr. 5, i really like yr creation. u can think think come to "頭條新聞" to 夾歌!

    really "賣飛佛"!!
    Reply to this
    1. 2/5/2007 12:53 PM mr-5 wrote:
      o岩o岩再修訂左對白,加入你哋近來至愛大熱的祖迪羅,希望你哋鐘意!
      Reply to this
  • 2/5/2007 2:05 PM 塵尾鈴 wrote:
    真的不錯!
    Reply to this
  • 2/5/2007 2:33 PM 軻注 wrote:
    建議加插二汪鍾意煎paul結他最後air域真係買左支結他比佢的橋段
    Reply to this
  • 2/5/2007 4:44 PM 阿里 wrote:
    另一親身經歷: 曾有一個俊男叫我的名字為Alex, 當時真的不知應不應他好!!
    Reply to this
  • 2/6/2007 9:47 AM P.Lo wrote:
    感覺好像很好笑
    但是我都看不懂


    ps網誌新照片不錯看
    Reply to this
  • 2/6/2007 8:25 PM e wrote:
    haha...my favourite too!
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  • 2/7/2007 3:07 AM Drink wrote:
    為突出人物背景及性格特徵,建議於尾部增設以下對白:-

    ...「唔好啦,義汪呀 ...我知你嫌我唔夠上進,唔夠Hi-car,但係你明知我由慌科識你果陣,就已經超愛你,果陣阿遮匙lum我,我都冇騷佢啦,係咪先?!義汪,艾粒U.為咗你我真係乜都得架,不如比次餐士大家,好冇?」

    「義汪你應下我啦,義汪阿...」

    「喂喂喂!?!?!?」
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    1. 2/7/2007 12:00 PM 阿里 wrote:
      個ending 好得!!i lup u!!
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